UkeSanzoluv

Disclamer: Not mine, never was. Warnings: Crack and Yaoi goes good together, so thats what you are getting, oh Mpreg or Mentions of it. Parings:..Go see Jerry Calls and you will know, Others will come along somehow. Summery: This is the sequel to Jerry Calls, if you haven't read it you should or you might get lost...I think.                                                                                   This is not Dr Phil A blond sits in his kitchen looking at his friend pace the floor cursing and bitching about his boyfriend, now the blond who we know as Naruto knew this was a little his fault since he did help his friend boyfriend

Yes I have more emails for you all ! Part 1 To:I_Stand_Alone@thesnakeden.com From: You_R_Weak@thehideout.org Subject: Foxes Little brother it's has been some time since we last spoken, the last time was when I was kicking you out of your head but alas you could not really 'talk' now could you. This is just to tell you that I may be better then you at all things we are the same with one thing. We both like blond with foxes inside of them if you get my drift. It is a shame you left that pretty thing all alone feeling betrayed I think I should make a call to him and make him feel better. I know you have seen him lately and know what I m

Part 1 To:FoR_Me_AnD_mE_aLoNe@Sunagakure.com From: MasterOFpuppets@Sunagakure.com Subject: My Puppets It has come to my understanding that you have something of mine well two things of mine, I am not trying to say you took them. No no I don't know I was just told that they were missing and you knew where they were since I do not want to disturbed you in your alone time,can you just give them back I want to practice I mean I know that what I did was wrong and I learned my lesson,No more hair dye in the shampoo..I did not even know it was yours..I mean it's strawberry scented I thought it was Tamari's..not that it was the best thing for me

Lost Emails I found some emails......and I would love to share them with you! To:I_Stand_Alone@thesnakeden.com From: Am_Bringing_Sasuke_Back@tobetheone.com Subject: You know what you did! Hey bastard I saw you looking trough my window last week do not think I did not see you with your damn purple bow (I mean how can you hide with that thing....and people gave me slack about orange) and your pale ass skin glowing in the moonlight giving off that hot....damn it I am off track I will find you and make you pay the bill to my shrink because of the new bout of paranoia I have thinking that you are watching me...I know you are following me how

Disclamer: No I do not own Naruto...damn wish I did though Summery: It never stops... Parings: SasuNaru, GaaNeji..and yes ItaNeji Warnings:Mention of Mpreg, Yaoi, Crack,OOC Flashback= **Ho flashes!!! dude the colors.....um yeah.** Naruto knew he should have stayed in his bed with his nice warm socks on and Sasuke body and t shirt over him, if he did he would not have to witness Neji on the stand in all his overpriced clothing glory(He even made a point to show the suite was made just for him) telling a tale in his mind was fated to become a hit Movie...or hit movie of the week. The tale that was told was how he fell for Itachi(Who was r

Disclamer: No I do not own Naruto...damn wish I did though Summery: It never stops... Parings: SasuNaru, GaaNeji..and yes ItaNeji Warnings:Mention of Mpreg, Yaoi, Crack,OOC Flashback= **Ho flashes!!! dude the colors.....um yeah**                                               Jerry Calls: Court Dates Yes our blond was sitting in the courtroom with his boyfriend again, they found Gaara and they found Itachi as well as Gaara's brother(Well what was left of him..and we do not want to mention what happened to the little figurine he always had with him), Now the redhead was charged with other crimes. Neji spent most of the time talking to t

Disclaimer: Not mine but I soooo want them to be, nothing has been gained from making this story it's just fun with fiction! Sum: Never pick up the phone when you think something is not right. Parings: SasuNaru,GaaNeji....ItaNeji..kind of. 0_o; Warnings: Mentioned Mpreg..Humor...of course Yaoi..is that even needed for a warning though. ^_^;, also this is an school AU. Naruto was a happy camper, He was snuggled with his boyfriend of four years Sasuke Uchiha and was not going to move from his spot on the couch. They just got back from a party for their friend Hinata Hyuuga and everyone was out of it more then normal since it was a weekend

Disclaimer: Not mines Never mines, Just a fic and fun! Warnings: Watch the falling crack...and Yaoi and Neji....yes that is a legit warning! Parings: SasukexNaruto, GaaraxNeji..Kind of, ItachixNarutoxSasuke...if you really want it to be ^_^ Note: Yes there are alot of Chat Room fic's but I wanted to make one myself and this is one of the idea's that came from not having power for awhile.(I am still doing Jerry Calls) and wanted to post this story since it hit me with the other story X_x; Summery: The Ninja's of Konaha(Something gets thrown -_-;)....and elsewhere have noting better to do with no missions and end up online some just use t

Disclaimer: Not mines Never mines, Just a fic and fun! Warnings: Watch the falling crack...and Yaoi and Neji....yes that is a legit warning! Parings: SasukexNaruto, GaaraxNeji..Kind of, ItachixNarutoxSasuke...if you really want it to be ^_^ Note: Yes there are alot of Chat Room fic's but I wanted to make one myself and this is one of the idea's that came from not having power for awhile.(I am still doing Jerry Calls) and wanted to post this story since it hit me with the other story X_x; Summery: The Ninja's of Konaha(Something gets thrown -_-;)....and elsewhere have noting better to do with no missions and end up online some just use t